JOKES TO OFFEND ALL
If you're going to pick on one group, you might as well do them all. These ones are really good!
WARNING: THESE MAY OFFEND SOME, OK?
(gee, ain't that redundant!!)
A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says "I want 69". His
wife says "Why you want Beef and Broccoli now?"
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A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns
to the husband and says "Let's send the kids out to P-L-A-Y so we can fuck."
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How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.
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How can you tell if a girl is a redneck?
She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and
know what to spit
and
what to swallow.
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Why don't Italians have acne?
It slides off.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong
[Christine: When I worked at the MRC library, I once processed a new student whose name was Suk Dong.
I kid you not.]
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What's the best thing about a blowjob?
10 minutes of peace and quiet.
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Did you hear they came out with a new Selena doll?
Ken and Barbie needed a maid.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A Mechanic.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter
than the
other?
A Speech Impediment.
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Definition of a nice Greek Boy....
A Greek boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her
brother.
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying
at half
mast?
They're hiring.
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What do toilets, clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men miss them all.
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Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future either.
[Christine: Can you imagine in a show about the future, the studio execs thought there was
something wrong with a woman captain!]
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo".
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the
stairs?
NONE - He fell
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A guy walks into a store and says to the clerk, "I'd
like some Polish Sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would
you ask me if I was an Italian???
Or, if I had asked for German sausage would you ask me if I was a German?
Or, if I had asked for a taco would you have asked me if I was a Mexican?"
The clerk says, "No I wouldn't have."
The customer says, "Well, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask
for Polish sausage????"
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."
