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Here's the deal: a friend forwarded this to me. I have kept it intact, but don't think I endorse it or anything. This is strictly at your own risk. The funny thing is the spelling and use of English.

COME ON PEOPLE! Please use your little grey cells. I cannot get you a press pass. Passes are issued by organizations, newspapers, sporting events and so forth. Geez


Dear Internaute

Our research indicates you might be interested in applying for an International Press ID Card issued by a bona fide European Press Agency

As you already know,Press ID Card holders enjoy all sorts of privileges.Here are only a few of them

- Many major companies will give substantial discounts to journalists

- You are eligible for invitation to major social events, press conferences, athletics meeting, charity galas, etc...

- Lots of organisers give free-tickets to journalists for trade fairs and commercial shows

- You will often experience a VIP treatment with your Press Card when crossing the border, in traffic controls, during curfews,etc...

- The potential of your social status is practically unlimited: imagine those countless situations where all you need to do is to flash your Press ID Card....everybody will literally be queuing to get interviewed!

In many countries Press ID Cards are issued by government agencies and thus virtually impossible to obtain. The Press Agency is looking for sponsors/contributors to finance its growth,and is willing to issue Press ID cards to individuals pursuing journalistic interests, that we introduce to them. You will not have to write a single article to qualify for the card! Technically that makes you a free-lancer, like the vast majority of profesionnal journalists

If you are interested in applying for a Press ID Card and if you are interested ONLY please send a fax to the following number in the United States

Fax: 1-212-504 8275

Please mention your name and your email address


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